My heart

  Written by THEUNIS, JOHANNES CLOETE  [email protected]   MY HEART.   Once I had a heart of stone For it had surley lost its home It could not love or wanted too But in my life, then came you.   …The stones began to fall away As happiness began to fill my day A feeling so sweet […]

Mother taught us to pray

  Written by THEUNIS, JOHANNES CLOETE  [email protected] Mother taught us!   My mother taught me RELIGION: When I spilled grape juice on the carpet, she instructed, "You better pray the stain will come out of the carpet." My mother taught me LOGIC: From her decisive words, "Because I said so, that’s why." My mother taught me FORESIGHT: […]

Mixing diesel and gasoline fuels

  Written by THEUNIS, JOHANNES CLOETE  [email protected]         Mixing Diesel & Gasoline Fuels You are the salt of the earth. But if the salt loses its saltiness, how can it be made salty again? It is no longer good for anything, except to be thrown out and trampled underfoot. Matthew 5:13 Remote it maybe […]

Mighty God

  Written by THEUNIS, JOHANNES CLOETE  [email protected] Mighty GOD!   Two men went fishing. One was an experienced fisherman, the other wasn't. Every time the experienced fisherman caught a big fish, he put it in his ice chest to keep it fresh. Whenever the inexperienced fisherman caught a big fish, he threw it back.   The experienced […]

Mavis lay an egg

  Written by THEUNIS, JOHANNES CLOETE  [email protected]   MAVIS LAYS AN EGG   On a bright, beautiful day, full of promise, Mavis laid an egg. This was not an extraordinary event since Mavis was a chicken, but Mavis was not pleased. "An egg? An egg? What do I want with an egg?" said Mavis to herself. "An […]